I was at warez-bb.org looking for some portable versions of software for my new EEE PC (wewt!) and found this post. I just about choked laughing.


How to annoy EVERYONE!

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# Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. # In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors." # Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO." # If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. # Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. # Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." # Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think." # Practice making fax and modem noises. # Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss. # Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. # Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy." # Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing. # Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. # Holler random numbers while someone is counting. # Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." # Staple pages in the middle of the page. # Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise. # Honk and wave to strangers. # Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register. # TYPE IN UPPERCASE. # type only in lowercase. # dont use any punctuation either # Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. # Repeat the following conversation a dozen times. "DO YOU HEAR THAT?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now." # As much as possible, skip rather than walk. # Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat. # Ask people what gender they are. # While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet. # Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. # Sing along at the opera. # Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme. # Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles.

This was my first and only ever repost of content found elsewhere on the web. It hopefully will never happen again...

Oh that was good... I need that Xevin. You find stuff like this and don't post it I will hunt you down and use some of these on you mercilessly.

Xevin wrote:

# Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."

I reply to everything with "thats what she said". I know it's only funny to me, but that makes it even funnier. You would be amazed how often, as a carpenter, it actally makes sense...

Dischordio wrote:

Xevin wrote: # Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think." I reply to everything with "thats what she said". I know it's only funny to me, but that makes it even funnier. You would be amazed how often, as a carpenter, it actally makes sense...

giggle... several scenario's went through my head... and well... giggle